Title: From the Case Files
Groups/Characters: Arashi, Nishikido Ryo and Yamapi
Rating: PG
Warnings: Lack of prose
Summary: Political powerhouse Kuroki Meisa may just have encountered the biggest obstacle in her prime ministerial campaign. Tempest Consultants, Matsumoto Jun's team of fixers, is there to help. This is their case file.
Notes: hurstville, I ( Read more... )

Title: Nagase
Groups/Pairings: TOKIO, Arashi, SMAP, with special guest appearances from other groups. Implied Nagase/Riisa, Nino/Jun (just to make a cheap joke, tbh) and some other pairs that don’t actually matter in the long run.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Foul language, violence, horrible humour, potty jokes.
Summary: Nagase, best field agent of ( Read more... )

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Title: One, two, three
Groups/Pairings: Kanjani8, Arashi, KAT-TUN ; Maruyama Ryuhei/Nishikido Ryo/Yasuda Shota (with a focus on MaruRyo, sort of)
Rating: R
Warnings: Swearing, ambiguous relationships
Summary: Kanjani8 are a group of superheroes, born from the explosive mistake of a scientist, unwanted and unneeded ( Read more... )

Title: The Day the Library Stood Still
Groups/Pairings: Mainly Arashi (Ohno and Nino) along with Okada + some Sakamoto and Leader
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: rampant insanity, plots that don't make sense, impossible scenarios
Summary: It seemed like just another day for the head librarian of the Westchurch County Public Library.
Notes: To __sine, I latched ( Read more... )

Title: Villains Anonymous (or, How Nino Got a New Super Villain Posse)
Groups/Pairings: Nino, Tegoshi, Kimura, Takki; Sho, Jun; vague allusions to Sho/Jun
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild language
Summary: When he's caught, Nino is ordered into a 12-step reformation program that does not go as he suspects the court hoped.
Notes: Thanks to my idea- ( Read more... )

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Title: With a Nice Spirit (Occasional Hero)
Groups/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Perfume(-ish), Arashi & a few special cameos
Rating: PG-13, mostly for language
Warnings: Magical girls, monsters, time travel, alternate universes (ha!), faux-action & explanation-lite, inspiration drawn from everywhere. Apologies in advance!
Summary: One, his name is ( Read more... )

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Title: Earthling, You Too Burn So Pretty
Groups/Pairings: Mainly Arashi: Sho/Jun, Nino, Oguri Shun, Toma, Ohno, Becky, Aiba, Yoko, Inoue Mao, and special cameo by Kimura Takuya.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crackiness in many absurd forms, stupid exploitation of grenade and very sharp objects.
Summary: On the Arakawa riverside, Shun, Village Chief in ( Read more... )